Not everyone can be a wonder boy magic eight ball, fortune teller, and palm reader. In fact, those people usually can't tell what is coming next. A fact of life is that the future is unpredictable. That's why some people get lucky and actually make some good predictions from time to time, and other people make absolutely horrible predictions.

These people however made predictions that went above and beyond, and didn't just miss the mark, but set up a whole new mark on the polar opposite side of the truth from their prediction. It is actually impressive how wrong some of these people managed to be, and it safe to say that their predictions aged worse than a glass of warm milk left to curdle on the sun baked hood of a bright red Ford pickup truck in the Texas late afternoon sun. Maybe these people should keep their mouths closed next time they decide to tell the future.